On a recent flight, I was hungry enough to purchase one of the snack packs. I couldn't help but notice the fine print on the cheese packaging.

I'm not sure what's worse, that they're calling their product "pasteurized process cheese food" or that they're headlining it as "Gouda style" with a "Gouda-type flavor." In case you're wondering, according to the ingredients on the back, it was actually Cheddar.